The Ford Barn

tiger.1000 · 10-19-2017, 03:16 AM

HUSBAND: I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't
come back yet.

POLICEMAN: What is her height?

HUSBAND: I never checked......

POLICEMAN: Slim or healthy ?

HUSBAND: Not slim, can be healthy.

POLICEMAN: Colour of eyes ?

HUSBAND: Never noticed...

POLICEMAN: Colour of hair ?

HUSBAND: Changes according to season..

POLICEMAN: What was she wearing ?

HUSBAND: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit...

POLICEMAN: Was she driving ?

HUSBAND: Yes...

POLICEMAN: Colour of car ?

HUSBAND: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre engine generating 333 horsepower, teamed with an eight - speed
tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door, 20 " low profile tyres with diamond cut alloy wheels, bluetooth enabled.......

buzz4041 · 10-19-2017, 06:26 AM

hehe

TJ · 10-19-2017, 10:01 AM

Here's another; My wife ran off with my best friend and took my dog. I sure miss that dog.

fordor41 · 10-19-2017, 10:08 PM

my wife ran off with her boyfriend and took my boat. reward offered for the boat!

Lanny · 10-19-2017, 11:34 PM

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My wife said I don't listen to her, I think that's what she said.

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10-19-2017, 03:16 AM	#1
tiger.1000 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Hertford (UK) Posts: 905	Many a true word was spoken in jest HUSBAND: I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't come back yet. POLICEMAN: What is her height? HUSBAND: I never checked...... POLICEMAN: Slim or healthy ? HUSBAND: Not slim, can be healthy. POLICEMAN: Colour of eyes ? HUSBAND: Never noticed... POLICEMAN: Colour of hair ? HUSBAND: Changes according to season.. POLICEMAN: What was she wearing ? HUSBAND: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit... POLICEMAN: Was she driving ? HUSBAND: Yes... POLICEMAN: Colour of car ? HUSBAND: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre engine generating 333 horsepower, teamed with an eight - speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door, 20 " low profile tyres with diamond cut alloy wheels, bluetooth enabled.......

10-19-2017, 06:26 AM	#2
buzz4041 Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: South Texas Posts: 59	Re: Many a true word was spoken in jest hehe

10-19-2017, 10:01 AM	#3
TJ Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Napa,California Posts: 6,773	Re: Many a true word was spoken in jest Here's another; My wife ran off with my best friend and took my dog. I sure miss that dog.

10-19-2017, 10:08 PM	#4
fordor41 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: elmira,ny Posts: 1,576	Re: Many a true word was spoken in jest my wife ran off with her boyfriend and took my boat. reward offered for the boat!

10-19-2017, 11:34 PM	#5
Lanny Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Montevideo, MN. Posts: 2,570	Re: Many a true word was spoken in jest Sponsored Links (Register now to hide all advertisements) My wife said I don't listen to her, I think that's what she said. . __________________ If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. But if daddy ain't happy...RUN What I GOT DONE TODAY... I got the rear-end put in the recliner, and now I'm going to rest up & watch TV.