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Many a true word was spoken in jest HUSBAND: I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't come back yet. POLICEMAN: What is her height? HUSBAND: I never checked...... POLICEMAN: Slim or healthy ? HUSBAND: Not slim, can be healthy. POLICEMAN: Colour of eyes ? HUSBAND: Never noticed... POLICEMAN: Colour of hair ? HUSBAND: Changes according to season.. POLICEMAN: What was she wearing ? HUSBAND: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit... POLICEMAN: Was she driving ? HUSBAND: Yes... POLICEMAN: Colour of car ? HUSBAND: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre engine generating 333 horsepower, teamed with an eight - speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door, 20 " low profile tyres with diamond cut alloy wheels, bluetooth enabled....... |
Re: Many a true word was spoken in jest hehe
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Re: Many a true word was spoken in jest Here's another; My wife ran off with my best friend and took my dog. I sure miss that dog.
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Re: Many a true word was spoken in jest my wife ran off with her boyfriend and took my boat. reward offered for the boat!
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Re: Many a true word was spoken in jest My wife said I don't listen to her, I think that's what she said.
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