The Ford Barn

beefheart · 12-31-2020, 06:59 AM

“The kindness of a dog, is the way a human should be”

Robert/Texas · 12-31-2020, 07:55 AM

Measure twice, cut once but I always tell my wife to measure once cut twice because that's what she always does.

Nosetime · 12-31-2020, 08:39 AM

Saw this from a youngster on Instagram, and not bad advice. "Fellas, don't let a $20 sun dress cost you 18 years of Child Support".

fordwife · 12-31-2020, 08:57 AM

An old carpenter friend used to say that a mentally slow person was " a half a bubble out of plumb."

marko39 · 12-31-2020, 09:00 AM

If dogs don't go to heaven when they die, I want to go where they go.

KenBolton · 12-31-2020, 09:15 AM

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“If I didn’t have bad luck I’d have no luck at all.”
Being raised on a dairy farm; “Be careful not to strain your milk.”

jthomas6 · 12-31-2020, 10:01 AM

Government Specifications: Measure with a micrometer, Mark with a chalk, and Cut with an axe!

fuzes45 · 12-31-2020, 10:09 AM

Unless you are the lead dog the scenery never changes. Way up north author

beefheart · 12-31-2020, 11:58 AM

“ just when you think your all high and mighty, try telling someone else’s dog what to do”

wwirz · 12-31-2020, 01:25 PM

if you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got.

Jack Shaft · 12-31-2020, 02:03 PM

"I like cash, it spends just like money"...Yogi Berra

woofa.express · 12-31-2020, 03:45 PM

He was so slow one could wear out a set of tyres before he finished.

vern hodgson · 12-31-2020, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nosetime

Saw this from a youngster on Instagram, and not bad advice. "Fellas, don't let a $20 sun dress cost you 18 years of Child Support".

Oh, I like that!

Wick · 01-01-2021, 06:32 AM

Happy as a puppy when he found out he could Lick his balls.

woofa.express · 01-01-2021, 07:18 AM

As happy as a pig in mud.
Mud can be substituted of course. or
like a seagull with a piece of fat.

wwirz · 01-01-2021, 07:43 AM

"He could break an anvil with a screwdriver"

KenBolton · 01-01-2021, 10:07 AM

The definition of insanity: “Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”

beefheart · 01-01-2021, 11:17 AM

“The large print giveith , and the small print takeith away”

katy · 01-01-2021, 11:57 AM

"Slicker than snot on a doorknob."

"If at first you don't succeed - reload"

"The girl was such a slow talker that before she could say she wasn't that kind of girl, she was."

"Rely on your brakes instead of your horn", old Raybestos advertising sign.

29closedcabguy · 01-01-2021, 12:06 PM

If your liabilities exceed your assets....your ass sets in jail.

12-31-2020, 06:59 AM	#21
beefheart Member Join Date: Aug 2018 Posts: 34	Re: Old sayings “The kindness of a dog, is the way a human should be”

12-31-2020, 07:55 AM	#22
Robert/Texas Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Burton, Texas Posts: 770	Re: Old sayings Measure twice, cut once but I always tell my wife to measure once cut twice because that's what she always does.

12-31-2020, 08:39 AM	#23
Nosetime Senior Member Join Date: May 2017 Location: Huntington Beach, Calif Posts: 330	Re: Old sayings Saw this from a youngster on Instagram, and not bad advice. "Fellas, don't let a $20 sun dress cost you 18 years of Child Support".

12-31-2020, 08:57 AM	#24
fordwife Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 287	Re: Old sayings An old carpenter friend used to say that a mentally slow person was " a half a bubble out of plumb."

12-31-2020, 09:00 AM	#25
marko39 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: harpursville ny Posts: 1,172	Re: Old sayings If dogs don't go to heaven when they die, I want to go where they go.

12-31-2020, 09:15 AM	#26
KenBolton Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2020 Location: Fall Creek, WI Posts: 242	Re: Old sayings Sponsored Links (Register now to hide all advertisements) “If I didn’t have bad luck I’d have no luck at all.” Being raised on a dairy farm; “Be careful not to strain your milk.”

12-31-2020, 10:01 AM	#27
jthomas6 Senior Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: E Tn. Posts: 178	Re: Old sayings Government Specifications: Measure with a micrometer, Mark with a chalk, and Cut with an axe! __________________ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you! You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice.

12-31-2020, 10:09 AM	#28
fuzes45 Member Join Date: Nov 2016 Location: Corrupt-A -Cut Eastern,Ct Posts: 54	Re: Old sayings Unless you are the lead dog the scenery never changes. Way up north author

12-31-2020, 11:58 AM	#29
beefheart Member Join Date: Aug 2018 Posts: 34	Re: Old sayings “ just when you think your all high and mighty, try telling someone else’s dog what to do”

12-31-2020, 01:25 PM	#30
wwirz Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Location: Corning NY Posts: 255	Re: Old sayings if you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got.

12-31-2020, 02:03 PM	#31
Jack Shaft BANNED Join Date: Dec 2019 Posts: 1,196	Re: Old sayings "I like cash, it spends just like money"...Yogi Berra

12-31-2020, 03:45 PM	#32
woofa.express Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2018 Location: Tocumwal, NSW, Australia Posts: 1,848	Re: Old sayings He was so slow one could wear out a set of tyres before he finished. __________________ I know many things, But not everything, At times I may not remember, But there are things I do not forget.

01-01-2021, 06:32 AM	#34
Wick Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Gwynn's Island Va Posts: 1,638	Re: Old sayings Happy as a puppy when he found out he could Lick his balls.

01-01-2021, 07:43 AM	#36
wwirz Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Location: Corning NY Posts: 255	Re: Old sayings "He could break an anvil with a screwdriver"

01-01-2021, 10:07 AM	#37
KenBolton Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2020 Location: Fall Creek, WI Posts: 242	Re: Old sayings The definition of insanity: “Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”

01-01-2021, 11:17 AM	#38
beefheart Member Join Date: Aug 2018 Posts: 34	Re: Old sayings “The large print giveith , and the small print takeith away”

01-01-2021, 11:57 AM	#39
katy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Red Deer, Alberta Posts: 6,077	Re: Old sayings "Slicker than snot on a doorknob." "If at first you don't succeed - reload" "The girl was such a slow talker that before she could say she wasn't that kind of girl, she was." "Rely on your brakes instead of your horn", old Raybestos advertising sign. __________________ If you don't hear a rumor by 10 AM, start one!. Got my education out behind the barn! Last edited by katy; 01-01-2021 at 12:58 PM. Reason: Typo

01-01-2021, 12:06 PM	#40
29closedcabguy Member Join Date: Oct 2017 Location: Kingwood Texas Posts: 30	Re: Old sayings If your liabilities exceed your assets....your ass sets in jail.