How to make your wife happy<<<<

[CWilson]

The silver lining is this, (at least when it comes to my wife) she will never have you do laundry again. If you do a horrible job at what she asks you to do, chances are she won't ask you to do it again. Example, when my wife and I where first married, she kept asking me to empty the dishwasher, which I HATED to do. I intentionally kept putting the dishes in the wrong place, until she got fed up and asked me not to unload the dishwasher because it took longer for her to find stuff then to unload it herself. After a few years chores were sorted out as to what I was "capable" of doing or not. I just "happen" to be terrible at dishes, folding clothes, etc...