My Junker got a Dearborn

[Old Redneck]

My Dad always called my Cars JUNKER's. So that stuck. I would drag a old car home that I got for a few dollars to part out and Dad would say NOT IN THE FRONT YARD. Dam place looks like a junkyard. He tell Mom I am going to kill him. The the Cops came around and they got on my case. I think Dad put them up to that. I got even with them. I put a quart of oil in there gas tank.I never laugh so hard watching them going down the road. Everybody called that car Smoky. Anyway that why I call my cars Junker's. It does make me think about the old days. He also say that kid is not mimd. Maybe he will run off, think?