The Ford Barn

tiger.1000 · 10-19-2017, 03:16 AM

HUSBAND: I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't
come back yet.

POLICEMAN: What is her height?

HUSBAND: I never checked......

POLICEMAN: Slim or healthy ?

HUSBAND: Not slim, can be healthy.

POLICEMAN: Colour of eyes ?

HUSBAND: Never noticed...

POLICEMAN: Colour of hair ?

HUSBAND: Changes according to season..

POLICEMAN: What was she wearing ?

HUSBAND: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit...

POLICEMAN: Was she driving ?

HUSBAND: Yes...

POLICEMAN: Colour of car ?

HUSBAND: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre engine generating 333 horsepower, teamed with an eight - speed
tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door, 20 " low profile tyres with diamond cut alloy wheels, bluetooth enabled.......

10-19-2017, 03:16 AM	#1
tiger.1000 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Hertford (UK) Posts: 905	Many a true word was spoken in jest HUSBAND: I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't come back yet. POLICEMAN: What is her height? HUSBAND: I never checked...... POLICEMAN: Slim or healthy ? HUSBAND: Not slim, can be healthy. POLICEMAN: Colour of eyes ? HUSBAND: Never noticed... POLICEMAN: Colour of hair ? HUSBAND: Changes according to season.. POLICEMAN: What was she wearing ? HUSBAND: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit... POLICEMAN: Was she driving ? HUSBAND: Yes... POLICEMAN: Colour of car ? HUSBAND: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre engine generating 333 horsepower, teamed with an eight - speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door, 20 " low profile tyres with diamond cut alloy wheels, bluetooth enabled.......