The Ford Barn

dave in australia · 05-09-2013, 10:59 PM

Read the written bit.

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/marga...ad-/1007827310

Tudortomnz · 05-09-2013, 11:07 PM

Very witty and amusing review of a tiny Ute. But then, Margaret River, WA is an ''arty farty'' place.

Mike V. Florida · 05-09-2013, 11:42 PM

That is funny!

mass A man · 05-10-2013, 12:19 AM

That guy is hilarious. What a sense of humor! Thanks for posting that Dave.

dumb person · 05-10-2013, 04:05 AM

Those were not a bad ute really but they all rusted away. i would consider one if i could go back in time.... wait if i could do that i could buy used low mileage model A.

ctlikon0712 · 05-10-2013, 04:57 AM

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Oh my, I think I busted my gut!

bogiediver · 05-10-2013, 02:22 PM

Did anyone copy it - the ad's gone - car sold...

luckyal · 05-10-2013, 02:38 PM

The ad unfortunately has been removed ! Shucks !
Al

dumb person · 05-10-2013, 04:40 PM

1991 SUBARU BRUMBY. FULL SERVICE HISTORY. 185,000km

Fabricated from rare minerals excavated from the core of Mount Olympus, artfully designed by Zeus and skillfully handcrafted in the Land of the Rising Sun by the deft hands of the infamous 7 Samurai. This Japanese rice-rocket is unquestionably the most heroic form of transport since the Apollo 11 lunar module.

Searching for a delightful automobile to ferry you to Angus and Robertson to buy Fifty Shades of Grey, or perhaps cart little Timmy to clarinet lessons? Do me a favour, smash your laptop on the ground, give yourself an uppercut and take a good, long look in the mirror. Frankly, I’m offended.

If, on the other hand, you’re hunting for the most diabolical slab of precious metal to be synthesised during the Big Bang, please continue…

To date, the most monumental day of your existence was your wedding, or the birth of your children. That’s about to change! In fact, you’d trade your spouse and all of your offspring just to test-drive this barbarian.

FACTS:

In 1885, this car transported the Statue of Liberty to New York City from Paris.

Cast as KITT in 1982’s Knight Rider TV series, but eventually deemed too intelligent for the role.

Manufactured in 1991, this Brumby was responsible for the Grunge movement. If Kurt Cobain owned one, Nirvana would still be thrashing out tunes.

I drove it to my last job interview and my employer handed me his résumé.

If you were to be run over by this beast, you’d have to fight off the strong urge to thank the driver.

When the cops pulled me over a few weeks ago, they were lucky to leave with a warning.

SPECIFICATIONS:

Bullbar forged from unicorn horns.

2 seats (thrones) upholstered with Albino Panda fur.

Stereo system used for sound engineering the U2 360 tour.

Built-in chick/dude magnet (it knows your preference).

Integrated time machine (takes you back to 1991 when you step inside)

Powered by nuclear fusion (makes Coles/Woolies fuel vouchers redundant)

Windscreen wiper jets filled with the tears of Jesus (washes away the most sinful grime)

No power steering (so you better start pumping iron to shred your biceps)

Analogue clock (ask your Grandfather how to read it).

PRICE:

$5,000 or 6.5kg of freshly minted Swiss gold bullion

Reasonable offers accepted.

(Example of a reasonable offer: $10,000 +)

Twitter: @RichWisken

Read my blog - I drink heavily, then write: http://richwiskendrinks.blogspot.com.au

zzlegend · 05-10-2013, 05:07 PM

That was great. Very witty and my type of humor. I just wonder,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Naw,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Does anyone alse think that this guy is related to
Bill and Buster?

05-09-2013, 10:59 PM	#1
dave in australia Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 1,175	Not Model A, but a funny car ad Read the written bit. http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/marga...ad-/1007827310

05-09-2013, 11:07 PM	#2
Tudortomnz Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Canterbury, New Zealand Posts: 1,242	Re: Not Model A, but a funny car ad Very witty and amusing review of a tiny Ute. But then, Margaret River, WA is an ''arty farty'' place.

05-09-2013, 11:42 PM	#3
Mike V. Florida Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: South Florida Posts: 14,054	Re: Not Model A, but a funny car ad That is funny! __________________ What's right about America is that although we have a mess of problems, we have great capacity - intellect and resources - to do some thing about them. - Henry Ford II

05-10-2013, 12:19 AM	#4
mass A man Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Danvers, Ma. Posts: 712	Re: Not Model A, but a funny car ad That guy is hilarious. What a sense of humor! Thanks for posting that Dave.

05-10-2013, 04:05 AM	#5
dumb person Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: South pacific island Posts: 1,724	Re: Not Model A, but a funny car ad Those were not a bad ute really but they all rusted away. i would consider one if i could go back in time.... wait if i could do that i could buy used low mileage model A. __________________ <Link> This is how we roll<Link> "I'm Convinced that no one really reads posts anymore; they just fabricate what they think the post says then ramble on about red herrings."--Bob Outcasts rules of old cars #1 Fun is imperative, mainstream is overrated #2 If they think it is impossible, prove them wrong #3 If the science says it impossible you are not being creative enough. #4 No shame in recreating something you never had #5 If it were not for the law & physics you would be unstoppable

05-10-2013, 04:57 AM	#6
ctlikon0712 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Cocoa, Florida Posts: 1,609	Re: Not Model A, but a funny car ad Sponsored Links (Register now to hide all advertisements) Oh my, I think I busted my gut! __________________ Wanted: Simmons Super Power Head Craig Likon 1931 150B

05-10-2013, 02:22 PM	#7
bogiediver Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Woodstock, IL Posts: 290	Re: Not Model A, but a funny car ad Did anyone copy it - the ad's gone - car sold... __________________ - bogie '31 (Mostly) Roadster

05-10-2013, 02:38 PM	#8
luckyal Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: wherever I am today, whatzit matter Posts: 431	Re: Not Model A, but a funny car ad The ad unfortunately has been removed ! Shucks ! Al

05-10-2013, 04:40 PM	#9
dumb person Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: South pacific island Posts: 1,724	Re: Not Model A, but a funny car ad 1991 SUBARU BRUMBY. FULL SERVICE HISTORY. 185,000km Fabricated from rare minerals excavated from the core of Mount Olympus, artfully designed by Zeus and skillfully handcrafted in the Land of the Rising Sun by the deft hands of the infamous 7 Samurai. This Japanese rice-rocket is unquestionably the most heroic form of transport since the Apollo 11 lunar module. Searching for a delightful automobile to ferry you to Angus and Robertson to buy Fifty Shades of Grey, or perhaps cart little Timmy to clarinet lessons? Do me a favour, smash your laptop on the ground, give yourself an uppercut and take a good, long look in the mirror. Frankly, I’m offended. If, on the other hand, you’re hunting for the most diabolical slab of precious metal to be synthesised during the Big Bang, please continue… To date, the most monumental day of your existence was your wedding, or the birth of your children. That’s about to change! In fact, you’d trade your spouse and all of your offspring just to test-drive this barbarian. FACTS: In 1885, this car transported the Statue of Liberty to New York City from Paris. Cast as KITT in 1982’s Knight Rider TV series, but eventually deemed too intelligent for the role. Manufactured in 1991, this Brumby was responsible for the Grunge movement. If Kurt Cobain owned one, Nirvana would still be thrashing out tunes. I drove it to my last job interview and my employer handed me his résumé. If you were to be run over by this beast, you’d have to fight off the strong urge to thank the driver. When the cops pulled me over a few weeks ago, they were lucky to leave with a warning. SPECIFICATIONS: Bullbar forged from unicorn horns. 2 seats (thrones) upholstered with Albino Panda fur. Stereo system used for sound engineering the U2 360 tour. Built-in chick/dude magnet (it knows your preference). Integrated time machine (takes you back to 1991 when you step inside) Powered by nuclear fusion (makes Coles/Woolies fuel vouchers redundant) Windscreen wiper jets filled with the tears of Jesus (washes away the most sinful grime) No power steering (so you better start pumping iron to shred your biceps) Analogue clock (ask your Grandfather how to read it). PRICE: $5,000 or 6.5kg of freshly minted Swiss gold bullion Reasonable offers accepted. (Example of a reasonable offer: $10,000 +) Twitter: @RichWisken Read my blog - I drink heavily, then write: http://richwiskendrinks.blogspot.com.au __________________ <Link> This is how we roll<Link> "I'm Convinced that no one really reads posts anymore; they just fabricate what they think the post says then ramble on about red herrings."--Bob Outcasts rules of old cars #1 Fun is imperative, mainstream is overrated #2 If they think it is impossible, prove them wrong #3 If the science says it impossible you are not being creative enough. #4 No shame in recreating something you never had #5 If it were not for the law & physics you would be unstoppable

05-10-2013, 05:07 PM	#10
zzlegend Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Reseda, Calif. Posts: 2,188	Re: Not Model A, but a funny car ad That was great. Very witty and my type of humor. I just wonder,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Naw,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Does anyone alse think that this guy is related to Bill and Buster?

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