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09-22-2016, 09:38 PM | #61 |
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Engineers, the most laughed at profession in society. If it wasn't for engineers, shoe slesmen would have been first. My friend just about married an engineer but she sobered up in time to avoid the embarrassment. wayne.
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09-22-2016, 09:54 PM | #62 |
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Had a next door neighbour once who was a highly qualified electrical design engineer who worked for a very large electricity corporation. He was attempting to repair his lawn mower. Worked on it all weekend and then went to buy a new one on Monday because he didn't know how to put it back together. He came over to ask me "how do you remove the Spark Plug?"
All this talk about Slide Rules, Scientific Calculators and Computers, I do'nt understand. I still use one of these.
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The last time I pulled my slide rule out of my drawer and tried to slide it, it was stuck
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Thinking of a slide rule reminded me that a couple of weeks ago a co-worker asked me if I knew how to use vernier calipers. I told him I thought I could remember but as soon as he handed them to me I knew I was in trouble.
I found that I could not even see well enough see the vernier much less read it. Last edited by Y-Blockhead; 09-24-2016 at 01:42 AM. |
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