Signs, back in the day

[katy]

Let's hear of the catchy signs you remember seeing, "back in the day".

I'll start w/one I remember seeing in the old barber shop/pool room, "No swearing, especially when children are around"

[TMarsh]

Lsmft
lucky strike means fine tobacco

[wwirz]

Burma Shave

[Dick M]

Saw both signs in an auto repair shop:

All complaints are referred to our complaint manager Helen Waite. If you have a complaint, go to Helen Waite.

I only take one complaint a day. Today is not your day!

[LeonardS]

Bowling Alley sign......”Perfect is 300....300 is worth $1,000!”

[Chuck Sea/Tac]

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No caulks in the bar!
Also just “no caulks “ in the entrance of grocery stores.

[JoeCB]

Caulks ... that made me laugh. Some of the towns in Notthern Michign were said to "roll up" the wooden plank sidewalks when the boys were coming to town.

Joe B

[Jack Shaft]

Flats fixed 1.50...'in god we trust, all others pay cash'

[Mulletwagon]

Originally Posted by TMarsh

Lsmft
lucky strike means fine tobacco

GIs use to say "Lord save me from Texas".

[Mulletwagon]

Use to be a sign in the Pentagon photo lab which said "If you want a better picture, bring a better face".

[700rpm]

From the office of my high school gym teacher”: Winners necer cheat, and cheaters never win.

From Henry Ford, supposedly in his office: “ The honor of a mechanic is that he works just as hard when the Boss is away as he does when the Boss is near.”

[McMimmcs]

“ Through these doors, walk the finest people in the world, my customers! “
Above the doors to my father’s dealership.

[rocket1]

In God we trust all others pay CASH.

[marty in Ohio]

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Marty

[TMarsh]

OK I give up, I'm from Texas where we say yonder as a measure of distance, what is "caulk" besides the stuff we put around winders

[Oldbluoval]

Over my favorite burger (and other) bar in college

Our credit manager is Helen Waite
If you want credit go to Helen Waite

[ahirt]

Don't Let Your Arm
Stick Out Too Far
It May Go Home
In Another Car
Burma Shave

[Dick Carne]

I recall that one of the teachers in the high school that I attended had this posted on his chalk board the first day of school one year:

"He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, usually winds up in this class. ..."

[MickeyT]

From a photography studio: Photos that look like you $ 10
Photos that don't look like you $20

[gdmn852]

Yellow stop �� signs,road signs with glass reflectors, cast iron signs in Pennsylvania in towns with founding dates , also signs for Boston Store that had how many miles away you were from store in Erie Pa.