01-04-2015, 05:45 PM | #1 |
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Car joke
I know a guy who was addicted to brake fluid ,says he can stop at any time .
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01-04-2015, 05:52 PM | #2 |
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Things a bit slow down there?...lol!!!
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Well, I think cabin fever is starting in the North
"Have you out-driven a Ford lately?" "Speed kills. Drive a Ford and live forever!" "That's not a leak. My Ford's just marking it's territory." "You might own a FORD if you keep getting sympathy cards from the dept of transport." "I could never keep a Ford under me, I was always under the Ford." "Friends don't let friends drive Fords." |
01-04-2015, 06:16 PM | #5 |
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Does anyone have a 'rimshot' sound effect? If ever there were a time for it...
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01-04-2015, 08:14 PM | #6 |
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No matter how corny it gets around here, I cannot seem to "brake" away!
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01-04-2015, 08:46 PM | #8 |
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[QUOTE=oldford2;1009962]Well, I think cabin fever is starting in the North
Cabin fever sux and it is rearing its ugly head. Some folks here need a heated garage for an escape! |
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I have a buddy who owns a Mobil station, He's always got gas .
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01-04-2015, 08:56 PM | #10 |
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Gimme a BRAKE!
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01-04-2015, 11:37 PM | #11 |
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What's the most popular automobile in Norway?
The Fjord. |
01-05-2015, 02:52 AM | #12 |
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I turned up to a night club with some jumper cables draped around my neck. The guy on the door said I could come in as long as I didn't start anything.
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Enough already, this has got to STOP !
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01-05-2015, 03:42 PM | #16 |
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How about, Fell Over Resting in Driveway? This is what happened to my 98 F150 when one of the torsion bars broke!
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01-05-2015, 03:46 PM | #17 |
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Found on road dead
First on race day Bruce
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Fantastic on rough dirt!!
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01-05-2015, 05:44 PM | #19 |
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Fix or Repair Daily.
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Ford backwards - Driver Returned On Foot !
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