12-30-2018, 12:53 AM | #1 |
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I saw this on facebook. (And stole it). It sounds like some of the threads here. Enjoy and Happy New Year.
"How many Facebook group members does it take to change a spark plug? 1 to change the spark plug and to post that spark plug has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing spark plugs and how the spark plug could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing spark plugs. 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing spark plugs. 15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "spark plug" is an electrical device threaded into the cylinder of an internal-combustion engine to ignite the fuel mixture by producing timed sparks between electrodes. 6 to ask what is the correct gap setting. 2 to ask what is a 'feeler gauge' 2 to post that this group is not about spark plugs and to please take this discussion to a spark plug group. 27 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use spark plugs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group. 16 to debate which method of changing spark plugs is superior, where to buy the best spark plugs, what brand of spark plugs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty. 2 to post URL's where one can see examples of different spark plugs. 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the spark plug controversy. 4 to suggest that posters request the spark plugs FAQ. 1 to post a video of how spark plugs are manufactured. 16 to post wtf. 4 to ask what is a wtf? 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 3 to say "do a Google search on spark plugs before posting questions about spark plugs". 14 to post photos of spark plugs they own. 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again...." |
12-30-2018, 01:01 AM | #2 |
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That honestly looks like the comment section on YouTube.
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12-30-2018, 02:20 AM | #3 |
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Awesome
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12-30-2018, 02:22 AM | #4 |
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What oil should I use?
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12-30-2018, 04:43 AM | #5 |
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That is a really clever piece, and sums up most chat room conversations. Thanks for posting it.
But, I'm still wondering, just how do you change a spark plug? Mart. |
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12-30-2018, 08:02 AM | #7 |
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... a few more:
* 18 will post comments like "bitchin' ride, Dude" or similar just to increase their total post count. * 5 will tell you that you cannot set points with a feeler gauge and that you need to use a machine to keep from getting spark plug bounce. * 9 will warn you that spark plugs must be sent to: a. Bubba b. Skip c. (fill in the blank) * 3 will insist you buy Mac Van Pelt's book * 4 will tell you how spark plugs are gapped in California ... even though you are in Kentucky * 11 will suggest you contact an Early Ford V8 club near you to get their help. * 1 will tell how to use a spark plug to fire your "potato cannon." Happy New Year
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12-30-2018, 09:19 AM | #8 |
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Nobody asked how much the sparkplug was worth?
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12-30-2018, 09:28 AM | #9 |
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Good one klicker .... and ... wtf does wtf mean
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12-30-2018, 09:38 AM | #10 |
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Hoop nailed it.
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12-30-2018, 10:03 AM | #11 |
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That is why my daily driver is a diesel.
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12-30-2018, 10:44 AM | #12 |
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So just to be clear....168. Is that correct?
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12-30-2018, 11:47 AM | #13 |
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And spark plugs will soon be banned in California by the state air resources board.
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Or asking, "Is my spark plug good?", with no pictures or explanation of why the poster thinks it may be bad ;-)
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12-30-2018, 01:29 PM | #15 |
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rule one: you can't change a sparkplug unless it wants to change.
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12-30-2018, 02:43 PM | #16 |
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To add to Hoop's list - 19 on here will say "never buy your spark plugs from MAC'S"....
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The only thing missing is the OP having spent too long trying to change his plugs, after all the advice from experienced people telling him how to do it, threatening to give it up and install a diesel engine.
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12-30-2018, 04:08 PM | #18 |
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Or: that spark plug is for a ch3>y. You should ask your question on the H.A.M.B.
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How about 18 posts on FORDBARN talking about a post on FACEBOOK?
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Instead of a diesel maybe electric specially in the land of fruits & nuts
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sad to say this is a worldwide pandemic or as i say the death of commonsense
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And this one is so true!
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again...." I think there are about 3 strings on the Model A forum now that are from about 2012/14 that someone has brought back up!
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I have a large steel chest with 36 drawers. One is marked 'spark plugs'. When I change spark plugs, it's with one of these. A wire brushing might occur first. I signed up for facebook about 3 months ago so I could join a woodie wagon forum. I couldn't figure out how to do it so I gave up. I'm somehow still on facebook and now have 26 old schoolmates or others ??? with a notice in about being a 'friend', whatever that is. I already have 3 friends right here on the island, along with my wife. If I had more than that I'd never get any wrenching done. It's quite a world out there.
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Al Gore invented the spark plug.
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Well, after all of this, i think i'll just stick with my pedal car.......
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And yet, if they started a NEW thread, someone would post, "Do a search, we've covered this before!!!!". I sometimes wonder why some people are ON these forums. They are pissed when someone starts a topic that has been discussed in the past and pissed when someone drudges up a topic that was discussed in the past looking for more info. Perhaps there is a 3rd way to get answers on a forum that I am not aware of??.
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Not sure what that means regarding posts, however, reliving the past is what most people here seem to be trying to do with these old cars.
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That would be the most civilized spark plug discussion i'd ever seen.
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Don't forget the 3 that will hijack the thread.
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I forget , what were we talking about?
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Uncle Buck, you're right. "This is funny" meant we are to have a chuckle about ... ourselves.
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What's a FaceBook?
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What it means regarding posts is that if a topic has been beaten to death before, there is no sense in beating the dead horse again. You can just read about it instead of asking people to talk about it again.
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It seems to me that, if someone drags up an old thread, they obviously HAVE "read about it" but didn't find the answers they were looking for. I doubt very much that are any subjects that have NOT been discussed in the past on forums like this that have a rather narrow focus so, if people are going to be offended by people bringing up topics that have already beed discussed before, the forum may as well just be locked down and used as an archive. Fortunately, not all long time members get annoyed by newcomers asking questions that are new to them but old to the guy that has been in this hobby for decades and are eager to help newcomers with their new found hobby. For those that already know it all and get tired of, or are just not interested in helping newcomers, just don't read or respond to the questions!!!. In fact, If someone feels that they already know it all and are not interested in helping newcomers, it makes me wonder why they even log on in the first place.
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"Licensed to kill" - With all due respect, I have been on various forums for well over 10 years and have found that there are a lot of real lazy people out there. Most of them don't want to waste their time with the "Search" function. Are their legitimate reasons to drag and old thread back up? Certainly, but those occasions are far outweighed by those seeking the easy way out.
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I can tell you guys that the search function on this forum doesn't work on my Android device. I have also spent hours searching for answers and just given up because I waste too much time looking through search results that aren't relevant. They get hits on key words and bury what I'm searching for.
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In that case, I think it is acceptable to pose the question and learn from the responses, even if that means I get chastised a bit for not using Search, "like I'm supposed to." |
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darn! didn't know I could use "Bitchin ride, Dude" to get my totals higher. LOL
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