The Ford Barn

mobileparts · 06-27-2017, 01:54 PM

As we all get older in life, we gain a pound or two, so we find ourselves a little flabbier around the middle.... that is why YOU are reading this now.....
Sometimes we need to change our lifestyle......
So yesterday, I went to the new fitness center near me that just opened up -- and they have some swanky new equipment -- half of which, I don't know what they do or how to use them.....

So, I asked the manage, "Which of these machines will be best for me, so I can attract the LADIES ?!?!?!?!?

He thought............... and pointed................... to the ATM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I asked my doctor what I should do to trim a few pounds from around the middle.... He replied that I should walk five miles a day....
I called him up two weeks later, and said, "Hey, Doc, I don't know if I am feeling any better, but I am 70 miles from home!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(The blonde chicks among us will laugh in 10 minutes -- they are still doing
the math (sneakers off).....)

EstelJordan · 08-07-2017, 08:40 AM

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Starting reading the first one I thought it was a real story. But this made the joke even better. Nice humour !

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06-27-2017, 01:54 PM	#1
mobileparts Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: West Hempstead, New York Posts: 167	Getting Older and Flabbier, too?????? As we all get older in life, we gain a pound or two, so we find ourselves a little flabbier around the middle.... that is why YOU are reading this now..... Sometimes we need to change our lifestyle...... So yesterday, I went to the new fitness center near me that just opened up -- and they have some swanky new equipment -- half of which, I don't know what they do or how to use them..... So, I asked the manage, "Which of these machines will be best for me, so I can attract the LADIES ?!?!?!?!? He thought............... and pointed................... to the ATM!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I asked my doctor what I should do to trim a few pounds from around the middle.... He replied that I should walk five miles a day.... I called him up two weeks later, and said, "Hey, Doc, I don't know if I am feeling any better, but I am 70 miles from home!!!!!!!!!!!!" (The blonde chicks among us will laugh in 10 minutes -- they are still doing the math (sneakers off).....)

08-07-2017, 08:40 AM	#2
EstelJordan Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 2	Re: Getting Older and Flabbier, too?????? Sponsored Links (Register now to hide all advertisements) Starting reading the first one I thought it was a real story. But this made the joke even better. Nice humour ! _______________________ Stop lying around and buy research papers cheap .