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08-22-2011, 12:19 PM
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What Ford Stands for~
Ok, so we've all heard them right? Found on road dead. Fixed or repaird daily. etc etc. I've even thrown them at Ford owners since I do, gasp, have a bunch of Chevy's.
So this morning, I went to type in fordbarn.com. My hands were resting just one position too far to the left on my keyboard. When I typed 'ford', I got 'dies'. Now I just think that is TOO FUNNY. I have 2 model A's and love them, to no haten please, I just couldn't believe what my fingers typed. Tom |
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08-22-2011, 12:31 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
First on race day!!!!
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08-22-2011, 12:40 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
F... Oil Run Dry
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08-22-2011, 12:51 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
Chevrolet, Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
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08-22-2011, 01:49 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
Chevrolet - "Shiver on the road and lay in the garage!"
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08-22-2011, 02:11 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
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 If I move my fingers one position to the left with 'chevrolet' I get 'xgwceikwr'. but moving them one position to the left with ford gets 'dies'. See if...nevermind. Also, I'd actually kinda like to come up with something good for chevy, but the above two are kind-of a stretch. We need something better. I'll think about that.... |
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08-22-2011, 02:44 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
From Wilson's Ford parts...
" Speed kills,........be safe, buy a Chevy " |
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08-22-2011, 03:33 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
I have always heard about General Mistakes.....
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08-22-2011, 04:25 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
GMC
Gay Mans Chevy!! Gods Mechanical Curse!! FORD FOR OFF ROAD DRIVING FIRST ON RACING DAY FOUNDER OF REAL DEALS!! |
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08-22-2011, 06:07 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
F*****d over reycled DODGE.
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08-22-2011, 06:19 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
GMC- Garage Man's Companion
BMW- Bring Money With (for repairs) I had a Ford hat on at a Chevrolet show over the weekend and one of the Corvette guys asked me why I had that hat on. I told him- "Someone around here needs to have some class." That went over like a fart in church.
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08-22-2011, 06:49 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
Who here knows how to type without looking at the keys?
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08-22-2011, 06:52 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
The typewriter I learned on in school back when my Model A was still a pup didn't have any markings on the keys. I never did learn the correct fingering for the numbers, but I typed this message without looking at the keyboard.
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08-22-2011, 07:03 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
FORD? Free Of Recovery Dollars. Can't say that about Greedy Moguls (GM).
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08-22-2011, 07:19 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
I can type without looking at the keys, but no one can understand it.
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08-22-2011, 07:52 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
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08-22-2011, 07:57 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
Probably the most useful course I took in high school was typing. It's the one skill I use most of the time.
I typed this without looking. Rog |
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08-22-2011, 08:03 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
Quote:
 I have a good one for Pontiac...Poor Old Numbskull Thinks it's a Cadillac. Last edited by John S; 08-22-2011 at 08:12 PM. |
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08-22-2011, 08:10 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
I have a light switch cover for the switch on your walls
On the top it says Ford turns me on and on the bottom it says Chevy turns me off.... gotta love it! |
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08-22-2011, 08:39 PM
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Re: What Ford Stands for~
I don't know about Ford or Chevy....but Fiat stands for "Fix It Again Tony"
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