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Old 12-30-2020, 08:50 PM   #1
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"If something can go wrong it will"
"and at the worst possible moment"


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Old 12-30-2020, 09:35 PM   #2
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“Fast, Cheap or Good? Pick Two.”
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Old 12-30-2020, 11:37 PM   #3
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This one will stump the younger set when confronted with some troublesome electronic device... like a modern automobile.

"It ain't any good unless it's got Zerk fittings"

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Old 12-30-2020, 11:56 PM   #4
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"What ever you do, don't never, unless you will"


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Old 12-31-2020, 06:59 AM   #5
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“The kindness of a dog, is the way a human should be”
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Old 12-31-2020, 07:55 AM   #6
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Measure twice, cut once but I always tell my wife to measure once cut twice because that's what she always does.
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Old 12-31-2020, 08:39 AM   #7
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Saw this from a youngster on Instagram, and not bad advice. "Fellas, don't let a $20 sun dress cost you 18 years of Child Support".
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Old 12-31-2020, 09:00 PM   #8
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Saw this from a youngster on Instagram, and not bad advice. "Fellas, don't let a $20 sun dress cost you 18 years of Child Support".
Oh, I like that!
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Old 12-31-2020, 09:15 AM   #9
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“If I didn’t have bad luck I’d have no luck at all.”
Being raised on a dairy farm; “Be careful not to strain your milk.”
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Old 12-31-2020, 10:09 AM   #10
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Unless you are the lead dog the scenery never changes. Way up north author
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Old 12-31-2020, 11:58 AM   #11
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“ just when you think your all high and mighty, try telling someone else’s dog what to do”
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Old 12-31-2020, 01:25 PM   #12
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if you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got.
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Old 12-31-2020, 02:03 PM   #13
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"I like cash, it spends just like money"...Yogi Berra
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Old 12-31-2020, 03:45 PM   #14
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He was so slow one could wear out a set of tyres before he finished.
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Old 01-01-2021, 06:32 AM   #15
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Happy as a puppy when he found out he could Lick his balls.
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Old 01-01-2021, 07:18 AM   #16
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As happy as a pig in mud.
Mud can be substituted of course. or
like a seagull with a piece of fat.
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Old 01-01-2021, 07:43 AM   #17
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"He could break an anvil with a screwdriver"
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Old 01-01-2021, 10:07 AM   #18
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The definition of insanity: “Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
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Old 01-01-2021, 11:17 AM   #19
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“The large print giveith , and the small print takeith away”
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"Slicker than snot on a doorknob."

"If at first you don't succeed - reload"

"The girl was such a slow talker that before she could say she wasn't that kind of girl, she was."

"Rely on your brakes instead of your horn", old Raybestos advertising sign.
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