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Old 01-24-2015, 04:20 PM   #43
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Default Re: American pickers

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Originally Posted by Vonn Ditch View Post
Actually the guys you see on TV aren’t Mike and Frank at all. They are stand in doubles. The real Mike and Frank are parked outside in an air conditioned bus directing every move. They employ sleeper cell pickers in every town in the USA to feedback secret data on the where abouts of copious amounts of Americana. Mike and Frank, both former CIA agents themselves, then hire detectives to stake out the unsuspecting holders of valuable cars, motorcycles and antiques of all kinds. All this information is fed back to Danielle, who herself is not what she appears, being heavily involved as a secret agent in international reconnaissance and demolition, all while disguised as a roller derby, and burlesque queen.
Yes my friends what seems to be an unsuspecting television show is in reality an elaborate plan to corral every single Harley Davidson and Indian motorcycle on planet earth to be kept in a former nuclear missile site underground in a location know only to the three pickers.
Wow that makes total sense now... Thanks LOL!
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