[BILL WILLIAMSON]

You would die of envy, Louis!! Disabled ooooold man down the street has a housekeeper, a long brown haired BEAUTY, that whizzes in on her Harley & her own door opener!! First time I saw her whip off the helment & jacket, I almost had a whizzbang CORONARY! She cleans his house, uses his car to shop, repairs plumbing, and anything that breaks, and repairs her own Harley!
Buster T. says I should FAKE total disability, so's we can hire her Wonder if she can type? bILL w.