1) Parts car towed to my shop, messed around with it for at least half hour to an hour, finally went around back and popped open the trunk to find a mother rat with her babies sitting on top of the spare tire.
2) different parts car towed in, opened the trunk and found 1/2 dozen blasting caps. Called the local police and they called the Sheriff's bomb squad.
3) pulled the cover off a car behind the shop and stuck my head in thru the window to look at the dash knobs...and was greeted by a raccoon staring at me from the passenger seat..
how's that for starters?