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How much kero do you burn Moo?.

Myself and second son we call Moo were at the supermarket to get groceries and amongst other items on our list to buy was a litre of kerosene.
Well it had been removed from the supermarket shelves for some health, welfare or safety reason. No kerosene. Question to readers. Who went to the cupboard and why, only to find it bare? You’ll need to think for I am not furnishing the answer.
I turned to Moo and asked how much kero do you burn in a day. Moo thought for a moment and said on a big day about 100,000 litres which equates to a little more than 26,000 USG.
About 6000 kg per hour. At a specific gravity of 0.78 or .78kilograms per litre that equates to 7700 litres per hour. And all his mother wanted was 1 litre.
Well who went to the cupboard and why?
Australians will see humour in this funny that readers from other nations won't.
Kidman Way will continue in the morning. Our morning that is.