...know when to hold 'em...
...know when to fold them...
Oldmics ?!?
Seems I have the winning hand regarding ugly...
!!! BEHOLD !!!
...enough to gag a maggot... 
They say beauty is skin deep but UGLY goes to the bone....
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"Last Sunday, I caught him makin' eyes at Idell Bushey durin' preachin'. And I know what they do up there in the hills when they say they're possum huntin'. They're just sittin' around the campfire, drinkin' hard cider, hittin' each other on the shoulder and hollerin' 'flinch!'."
― Charlene Darling (Daughter of Briscoe Darling)