I am hiding in my garage from my wife
 

I am working under the 32 so she will leave me alone. She wants to cut my hair. All the Barber Shops are close. When she cuts my hair she thinks its a sheep shearing contest. She go crazy and I end up bald. No more of that once is enough for me. I will stay in the garage maybe she will calm down and forget doing this. At least I get more work done on the 32.

Re: I am hiding in my garage from my wife
 

you can run, but you can't hide!

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Maybe you can find a bowl in the garage to put on your head, then at least you'll have some hair left.

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That's funny, mine's almost long enough to take violin lessons and start playing some "long hair" music !

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Maybe this will cheer ya up.............https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsyep66bTH0

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Use a Ford hubcap instead of a soup bowl for a pattern.

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X2 What Ron said.

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I know how you feel because i'm in the same boat. A little off subject but how is the virus going in your part of the country? Here in the San Joaquin Valley of Calif. cases are very low and the deaths even lower. Don't get me wrong, even one death is one too many but to be realistic about it here the ratio of cases and deaths to population is less thatn .002%. Our county's population is 762,000 and there have been officially 266 cases which is .00034% and there have been 15 deaths which is .00001958 for the county and .0056 for the number of cases. Not near a Pandemic like the news media leads us to believe.
How's it going where you are??

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My wife gave me the finger twice the other day and then told me "she dont dont who i am """ must have done something to her . Been married 52 years so i just went to the garage .... pretty nice out here !!! Sirrus radio playing 60s stuff and heater working very well .........might just take a nap ?????
Gotta slip that woodford reserve bottle out here with a glass .....

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I though I would ask my wife for a date? But after thinking I change my mind. We been hanging around each other for 60 years.

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Some people are just plain LUCKY. I married a hair dresser!

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Hence.....sheltering in place must actually work pretty well for those that have the sense to practice it faithfully. DD

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aaah...Jimmy Reed....Great sounds.....Thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd-o_kLONVI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAY0HQjLDU

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Lucky you!!

Anybody have a FloBee they want to sell?

I know... Put an ad in the wanted section... ;>))

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Watch out, things could get worse ;):

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petehoovie, thanks back at ya ! Our old Fords aint the only good stuf form days gone bye.
Hope Old Redneck feels the same way. Some Slim Harpo mite sound good too while the Flatty's glass packs keep time....keep smile'n....
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I really must lead a sheltered life 'cuz I had to go look! DD


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My wife is a licensed beautician and legal secretary so I've been getting legal counsel and haircuts for almost 35 years!!

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My wife's not a stylist, but that's not stopped her from giving me a few haircuts over the years:(

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Now that’s funny shit. Thank you.
Mine of 35 ish years wants to cut mine but she’s a dental assistant so I’m saying “hell no”