How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

If your wife is like mine, then she likes pink clothing.
Here's a quick and easy tip.
Buy a bundle of new "red" shop rags, throw a couple into the wash with the rest of the clothing, "walla" everything in the washer comes out the most beautiful shade of pink you ever did see.
No no, no need to thank me.
Trust me...she'll love you for it.

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

Hi Keith,

Sounds great.

If one's wife likes blue, do you know where one can buy blue shop rags?

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

Just throw your bran new greasy jeans in the wash.

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

My wife likes white. Do you think your tip will work if I throw my white shop towels in with her white 'unmentionables'??:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

The cheap ones from Harbor Freight work best. She'll love you even more.

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

Harbor freight, that's where I got'm, in the "Make wifey happy section"

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

And I'm not having any trouble typing, but it is kinda hard to see the keyboard.

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

i see she cut you a break:)

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

I've taken to using the white terry cloth rags I get at Costco or Sams. When they get too dirty to use, they get thrown away. A new bale of rags is a lot cheaper than having to eat out every night for a week. :D

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

Hi Keith,

After looking at the photo in reply #8, you could be bothered too often by others in public asking:

What happened?

Maybe try to order a shirt with wording printed front and back:

"Tried Harry Reid's Exercise Machine."

Appeared it worked for him ...... initially.

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

You mean that machine isn't for cleaning parts? What she doesn't know won't hurt me!

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

Pat's been gone for 3 years & everybody WUNDERS why??? I have a whole drawer FULL uf ladies' DRAWERS??? At 79 years young, my pilot lite still burns, with a nice BLUE color!
Bill W.

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

I got her a 29 Model A Fordor. I can make all the pink laundry I want for a long time. I'm still golden.

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

I learned long ago that it was best if I never put ANYTHING that was red in the washing machine.

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

Daha You aint been married long ?? or you are soon going to lose 1/2 your Model A ??

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

Sorry Keith, but I ain't buyin it!!!

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

I left a black grease pencil in my pocket....the washer didn't mind but the dryer is what got me in trouble... Lots of trouble!

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

LMAO im glad I didn't do that (yet) I wouldn't have any governors left

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

If your wife can do that to a man I sure as hell ain't going to say anything to upset her. I don't want my pretty face messed up.

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

You never make them Happy, just Happier......

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

I remember a guy about 2 years ago that put his fresh painted intake and exhaust in her oven for a bake ,.,.

He still eats out .,

,...

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

Cut me a break? What? No, I always look like this, it's from my drivers licence

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

The silver lining is this, (at least when it comes to my wife) she will never have you do laundry again. If you do a horrible job at what she asks you to do, chances are she won't ask you to do it again. Example, when my wife and I where first married, she kept asking me to empty the dishwasher, which I HATED to do. I intentionally kept putting the dishes in the wrong place, until she got fed up and asked me not to unload the dishwasher because it took longer for her to find stuff then to unload it herself. After a few years chores were sorted out as to what I was "capable" of doing or not. I just "happen" to be terrible at dishes, folding clothes, etc...:D

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

And thus, the formula for a happy marriage.
Sly...but effective.

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

I hate wearing pint underwear and T shirts.

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

I wonder if that how Bruce Jenner got started ???

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

I try to stick with Hanes :D

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

I used to just get a new one every few years, but that got too expensive. It is much easier to not be married:D

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

After 4, my friend said that anytime he thought about getting married again, he would just buy the gal a house and let it go at that. Result was the same, less hassle.

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

I am moving and building a new shop. I found the best and most expensive solution but wouldn't do it any other way. Buy the wife a new washer and dryer. Then hook the old one up in the shop.

Re: How to make your wife happy<<<<
 

I am guessing you are now forbidden to do laundry if not beaten to the point of being incapable. Rod