The New Ford
 

The Ford marketing department has asked members of fordbarn to come up with marketing text to promote the new Ford. Here is the image they'll use and some sample text. My first response is below.

The new Ford is just the car for adventure!
THE value of sound design, good materials, and sporty exterior are especially apparent in the new Ford Sport Coupe for 1928. Especially so during a quick getaway! Consider how alert, capable performance might aid in a situation like this: Father has braved the backcountry of Colorado in his new Ford, traveling over washouts, switchbacks, and deep ruts. He has happened upon a family of bears—papa bear, mama bear, and two adorable cubs. Oh how Mother shrieks. Feed them! Feed them, Father! And so he shall… starting with a morsel for baby bear. Down the tree come papa and mama bear for a look. Mother excitingly snaps photos from her comfortable coil seat of the new Ford. Triplex shatterproof windows shield her from exposure to the elements. Father walks right up and feeds the babies. Moments later he is viciously mauled and dragged into the forest. Mother is elated; she sure has a story to tell when she gets home!